July 9, 2008

Someone shot two polar bears. It's global warming!

I need to move to Iceland, where they are successfully environmentally friendly. Apparently they are completely "coal independent" now. Earth is saved!!!

........or is it?

They recently saw the first sign of global warming when two polar bears rode on icebergs all the way from Greenland to Iceland where they were shot for getting too close to a farm. I feel so terrible for those cute, cuddly animals that I have now decided to "go green." Probably the best reason anyone's ever had. The poor polar bears were just having a good ole time riding those icebergs, when some meanie shot them. Hopefully the coal independency starts kicking in soon, we can't have anymore of this.

I would really like to see a valid argument for global warming. Please, someone stop feeding me this BS and give me something intelligent.

2 comments:

The Vicar of Vanity said...

Yes keep on studying and the conclusion you came today will be the conclusion you come to tomorrow!

The Archduke of Arrogance said...

Since you asked for it, here is the only thing real about man-made global warming.

Ruinous MMGW legislation = The destruction of the America we know and love.

The destruction of the America we know and love = The genuine goal of the snot slinging leftist radicals.

It's simple but not pretty.