Girls Revealed

No matter how hard I try, I just really can't seem to get along with most girls. Here are a few typical traits of girls I don't like: (I am going to refer to all women as "Estrogen World" but I'll go ahead and use EW for short)

-Attention-seeking: Several of the following traits are caused by this one. EW want as much attention/popularity as EW can get, and EW will usually do anything to get it.

-Backstabbing: Definitely caused by the one above. EW would have no real reason to backstab unless they're trying to get someone to like then, or if they're seeking attention

-Manipulative: This trait is used to always get your way. Manipulation is used on guys very often in order to get as many guys to like them as possible. When EW leads guys on, that is a form of manipulation. They will even manipulate their best friends to get what they want. EW is the master of this, and I have found that guys are typically not as good at manipulation. They are much more simple.

-Emotional: Again, I think a big part of this is the attention thing. I feel like when members of EW are outwardly emotional they are looking for pity or attention.

-Dramatic: For some reason, when you're a part of EW, the world is always coming to an end at all times. The tiniest things suddenly become huge. For example: John says Sally is ugly behind Sally's back. Sally finds out from Amanda. Sally kills herself. Poor Sally.

-Jealous: EW are very jealous of each other. While EW seems incapable of loving themselves, they seem very capable of loving other members of EW and in turn really hating them.

-Rude: I would use another word, but I'm trying to keep my blog clean. Usually, though, this only comes to play when interacting with other members of EW. Mainly caused by previous trait.

Well those are really the only traits I can pinpoint only to EW. If I think of anymore I will add them, but feel free to add your own in the comment box. The world needs to be warned of EW while they still can.


(I am by no means free of all of these myself, but being aware is the first step :-P )

You know what really grinds my gears...

Today I ran across two articles one after the other that both made me cringe.

The first is about a hearing-impaired woman. Now this hearing-impaired woman decided to head to McDonalds one day for a bit of fast food. When this hearing-impaired woman arrived at McDonalds, she decides that she wants to go through the drive-thru because we all know drive-thrus are normally loud and clear. After arriving at the speaker the worker wants to know what she wants......."Eh?" "What do you want maam" "Eh?" "What would you like to eat maam" "Eh?"..."Well gosh darnit I can't hear a darn word he's saying, I think I'm gonna go sue" You see, McDonalds now owes her money because they don't have appropriate accommodations for a minority of the population. This is preposterous because she is going to receive a large sum of money probably for "emotional damages" or some crap like that when she doesn't really need it. You know why I don't agree with suing?? Because no sum of money fixes anything. The only way I would ever sue is if someone came up to me and chopped my leg off with an axe. And if that happened I would make them pay for the hospital bills only. Just because someone or some place inconveniences you, it doesn't mean your owed anything. Why does everyone think they're owed something!?!? Life is hard, now deal with it.

Ok now on to article number two.

I'll start off with another story. Woman doesn't pay her mortgage. Continues not to pay for nine months. Owners kick her out.

Weelll that's what should have happened. Instead, though, she's a victim. Since she's failing to PAY FOR HER HOUSE, she's a victim. Oh and did I mention the owners are vicious monsters who are trying to kick a "poor woman" on the streets. There were actually 60 activists on the day of eviction standing in front of her house. Who's looking out for the owners? What if they are down thousands of dollars on this because she's not paying her rent? Noone cares! And can you believe this woman actually said, "I'm taking a stand,why punish me?" Does noone see anything wrong with that? You're getting punished because you've been STEALING A HOUSE for 9 months. You're a thief, but you're the victim. What has the world come to?

Please Stop Fox News, You're Hurting Me.

This is the story of a man's encounter with Fox News.

Nathan Robinson is a "decent, thinking person" who, as a "bleeding-heart liberal", felt "duty-bound to give Fox News a chance." Now since we all know Fox is full of crazy conservatives and spazzoids, this was a very brave thing for Nathan to do. It's nice to have such an open-minded, knowledgeable fellow around.

So after watching 24 hours of Fox News, what did Nathan discover?
Well here are a few quotes from his article.

-FOX screams at you, and won't let you turn your mind down a notch. Everything is angry, bright, and in-your-face.

-I start to count the number of different Blonde FOX Ladies. I soon find this to be an impossible task. They cannot be distinguished.

-The worst thing about FOX is not its bias, but the "panic mode" that it seems to live in. Everything is a catastrophe. Immigrants will get you. Lightbulbs will get you. Wildfires will get you. Jesse Jackson will cut your nuts off.

-The message of the network seems to be "It's a scary world out there. You're going to need a gun and some deep-seated prejudice if you're going to make it out alive."

-It's a world where love is replaced by fear, and flashing colors and loud noises stand in for open, honest discussions. It's a crazy-mixed up land of deceit, terror, and sleaze.

Now this is some scary stuff. I'm going to have to stay away from Fox News and all of the indistinguishable blonde women, scare tactics, loud noises, and wild circumcising men.

This is a serious concern since liberals are completely free of scare tactics and yelling. Global Warming, anti-war, gay tolerance, political correctness, and racial discrimination are all things discussed reasonably and calmly. We need to stop the conservative loonies while we still can.

Tell me something good

I have come to realize that most political debates/discussions are pointless to listen to. I get much more out of individual editorials or news articles.

My distaste for arguments started after occasionally catching one on television, but it has grown to disgust after seeing them between my own friends. It not only emphasized what I already knew to be true about debates, but has led me to decide not to waste my time listening to them.

Two of my friends have been partaking in a political argument on facebook for the past few days. I checked up every once in a while to see if anything had changed, but of course it hasn't. The one who's been taking a more liberal standpoint could only point out why McCain was a bad choice. However, he never stated one good thing about Obama.

Yeah I KNOW McCain is a bad choice, in face, I agree. Now I just need to know why Obama is a good choice.

Time and time again, liberals bash conservative views. What they cannot do very well, however, is glorify their own. It's as if they avoid the subject by trying to make us look bad.

Please...tell me something good.

Someone shot two polar bears. It's global warming!

I need to move to Iceland, where they are successfully environmentally friendly. Apparently they are completely "coal independent" now. Earth is saved!!!

........or is it?

They recently saw the first sign of global warming when two polar bears rode on icebergs all the way from Greenland to Iceland where they were shot for getting too close to a farm. I feel so terrible for those cute, cuddly animals that I have now decided to "go green." Probably the best reason anyone's ever had. The poor polar bears were just having a good ole time riding those icebergs, when some meanie shot them. Hopefully the coal independency starts kicking in soon, we can't have anymore of this.

I would really like to see a valid argument for global warming. Please, someone stop feeding me this BS and give me something intelligent.

Her last name is Slaughter. Enough said.

Apparently Republican radio needs to be controlled. I'm being brainwashed from the mass amounts of Right media out there, especially by Rush Limbaugh on the radio. Oh no, save me Media Ownership Reform Acts!

BILL MOYERS: You're saying that your fairness doctrine would simply mean that if a radio station or television station offers one position, like Rush Limbaugh, on a bill or a campaign of President or an election, they should also have people who disagree with Rush Limbaugh?

LOUISE SLAUGHTER: Absolutely. They should not be putting their own bias and their own feelings out on their radio station because they think they own it. It has to be done as a public trust and in the public interest.

BILL MOYERS: But the first amendment guarantees the right of free press.

LOUISE SLAUGHTER: If they owned the airwaves, then I'd probably have no complaint. But they don't. It belongs to us. Part of our democracy. It's part of the ability that we have to contact our citizens. It's a way that we want our children to grow up with some understanding of what this country is about and what it's based on and what their choices are.

For more of this great insight, go here.

Because liberals deserve the right to free speech, too.